At the request of Panzallaria and other fan of the 'culture corner mob, you have a post dedicated to another emblematic literary event: Sandokan! Pending
do the good and pass again Tigers of Mompracem :-)
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Multi In One Memory Card Reader Rb 539
The angle of the mob culture-Coming soon
At the request of Panzallaria and other fan of the 'culture corner mob, you have a post dedicated to another emblematic literary event: Sandokan! Pending
do the good and pass again Tigers of Mompracem :-)
At the request of Panzallaria and other fan of the 'culture corner mob, you have a post dedicated to another emblematic literary event: Sandokan! Pending
do the good and pass again Tigers of Mompracem :-)
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
High Heel Chest Trample
Country
Dear Adele, I love your book so much, that I almost regret because sometimes I have no problems, or at least one ready to export ... (And this could be the one to talk). However, given that today I am particularly annoyed by the mounds of spazzatuura people throw on the ground, I will ask for advice on this.
Here in Naples, not all but many, young and old from throwing the garbage, sometimes not the top, whatever the ground. Certainly the preferred method is through the window, even though they know that ltutto will end on the terrace or in the garden of the nearby asylum where they send their young.
For example: Serena, the lady who lives in my house, throw your hair when cleaning the brush, water conditioner and all strictly butts from the window of an apartment on the first floor.
One day I asked her with great kindness of passers-by at least save us from incandescent to fire my synthetic mesh, but she replied with equal seriousness that is stronger than her, who does not enjoy a cigarette if you do not throw out the bathroom window ...
In the same building, some unidentified full sexual relations outside the window, throwing used condoms. Many mothers bring their children on Sunday afternoon at the park and buy their chips and ice cream, never a reproach against the little children who throw around on the grass (dove io non posso passare con il cane perchè sporco) ceffoni a raffica, se i pargoli si sporcano i vestiti, costringendole all'ennesima seduta di lavaggio e stiraggio.
Ultima visione angosciante e incomprensibile:i bidelli della scuola affianco al mio ufficio se ci sono computer, tavoli, sedie, toner e quant'altro da eliminare si recano sulla strada soprelevata fuorialla scuola e buttano tutto da li.....i cassonetti di fronte vengono ignorati completamente.
C'è qualcosa in me di anomalo? Dovrei parlare conqueste persone, cercare di capirle e avvicinarmi alloro modo di pensare o mi consigli di andare per la mia strada e continuare imperterrita in una solitary and anonymous collection?
Please help me, when I go to buttarel'immondizia I feel like an idiot.
Thanks Adelina
Dear Adeline, your letter is so accomplished that I doubt its veracity, which let's face would be a real scandal in a blog that prides itself only report evidence of proven authenticity.
But not give you the benefit of the doubt would be very contrary to my policy and that is why I will try to answer you.
I agree with you: these practices have now no longer any justification and should be stigmatized.
Now, you too will understand that the words in these cases may soon, and that the adoption of a trusting behavior that is taken as a model, has its limits.
then I suggest an initiative that will engage your fellow citizens on the subject of riclaggio.
Ask permission to occupy a courtyard and organize a great day for the disposal engaged. In this
occsione every woman can bring your own partner in the interim landfill and make sure you get rid of in a secure location. Funny
employees who recruit them to your friends, explain that they are no longer disposed to welcome in the lives of their daughters.
After a brief re-education, however, the engaged couple will be put back on track and will be chosen by all the women present as new partners.
all without producing harmful waste for the environment!
I'm sure that if you adopt this little trick will have your campaign a success! 
Dear Adele, I love your book so much, that I almost regret because sometimes I have no problems, or at least one ready to export ... (And this could be the one to talk). However, given that today I am particularly annoyed by the mounds of spazzatuura people throw on the ground, I will ask for advice on this.
Here in Naples, not all but many, young and old from throwing the garbage, sometimes not the top, whatever the ground. Certainly the preferred method is through the window, even though they know that ltutto will end on the terrace or in the garden of the nearby asylum where they send their young.
For example: Serena, the lady who lives in my house, throw your hair when cleaning the brush, water conditioner and all strictly butts from the window of an apartment on the first floor.
One day I asked her with great kindness of passers-by at least save us from incandescent to fire my synthetic mesh, but she replied with equal seriousness that is stronger than her, who does not enjoy a cigarette if you do not throw out the bathroom window ...
In the same building, some unidentified full sexual relations outside the window, throwing used condoms. Many mothers bring their children on Sunday afternoon at the park and buy their chips and ice cream, never a reproach against the little children who throw around on the grass (dove io non posso passare con il cane perchè sporco) ceffoni a raffica, se i pargoli si sporcano i vestiti, costringendole all'ennesima seduta di lavaggio e stiraggio.
Ultima visione angosciante e incomprensibile:i bidelli della scuola affianco al mio ufficio se ci sono computer, tavoli, sedie, toner e quant'altro da eliminare si recano sulla strada soprelevata fuorialla scuola e buttano tutto da li.....i cassonetti di fronte vengono ignorati completamente.
C'è qualcosa in me di anomalo? Dovrei parlare conqueste persone, cercare di capirle e avvicinarmi alloro modo di pensare o mi consigli di andare per la mia strada e continuare imperterrita in una solitary and anonymous collection?
Please help me, when I go to buttarel'immondizia I feel like an idiot.
Thanks Adelina
Dear Adeline, your letter is so accomplished that I doubt its veracity, which let's face would be a real scandal in a blog that prides itself only report evidence of proven authenticity.
But not give you the benefit of the doubt would be very contrary to my policy and that is why I will try to answer you.
I agree with you: these practices have now no longer any justification and should be stigmatized.
Now, you too will understand that the words in these cases may soon, and that the adoption of a trusting behavior that is taken as a model, has its limits.
then I suggest an initiative that will engage your fellow citizens on the subject of riclaggio.
Ask permission to occupy a courtyard and organize a great day for the disposal engaged. In this
occsione every woman can bring your own partner in the interim landfill and make sure you get rid of in a secure location. Funny
employees who recruit them to your friends, explain that they are no longer disposed to welcome in the lives of their daughters.
After a brief re-education, however, the engaged couple will be put back on track and will be chosen by all the women present as new partners.
all without producing harmful waste for the environment!
I'm sure that if you adopt this little trick will have your campaign a success!
Tuesday, September 5, 2006
Where To Get Mifeprex Ontario
animal waste
Adorable Adele,
I read this article in Corriere (NDA a journalist has adapted to mate the tricks used to train wild animals) and I was thinking of doing the same thing with my boyfriend, but I fear that nothing will ever be effective for him to raise the toilet seat.
You might be additional suggestions to bestow on us imitators of this interesting educational theory?
Flipper '74
Carissima Flipper, innanzitutto mi scuso per il ritardo con cui rispondo alla tua letterina.
Mi duole dirti che non condivido affatto l'entusiasmo della sperimentatrice per questo nuovo metodo.
Capisco che in alcuni casi specifici, come il suo, possa anche funzionare.
Ma siamo... seri! Non si può pretendere di applicare una tecnica formativa saltando da una specie all'altra senza tener conto delle differenze!
Il delfino è uno dei mammiferi più evoluti, dispone di sensi estremamente affinati e di un'intelligenza molto sviluppata.
Capisci che per applicare il metodo di addestramento delfinesco al tuo compagno dovresti prima portarlo a un sibling, and I can not kid yourself that it is an easy thing.
But after this article if you just take a fit of rage you can try to blind him with the pretext of seeing if you develop a sonar! 
Adorable Adele,
I read this article in Corriere (NDA a journalist has adapted to mate the tricks used to train wild animals) and I was thinking of doing the same thing with my boyfriend, but I fear that nothing will ever be effective for him to raise the toilet seat.
You might be additional suggestions to bestow on us imitators of this interesting educational theory?
Flipper '74
Carissima Flipper, innanzitutto mi scuso per il ritardo con cui rispondo alla tua letterina.
Mi duole dirti che non condivido affatto l'entusiasmo della sperimentatrice per questo nuovo metodo.
Capisco che in alcuni casi specifici, come il suo, possa anche funzionare.
Ma siamo... seri! Non si può pretendere di applicare una tecnica formativa saltando da una specie all'altra senza tener conto delle differenze!
Il delfino è uno dei mammiferi più evoluti, dispone di sensi estremamente affinati e di un'intelligenza molto sviluppata.
Capisci che per applicare il metodo di addestramento delfinesco al tuo compagno dovresti prima portarlo a un sibling, and I can not kid yourself that it is an easy thing.
But after this article if you just take a fit of rage you can try to blind him with the pretext of seeing if you develop a sonar!
Monday, September 4, 2006
Cleaning Vinyl Luggage
Pedagogy of boxes and removals
Dear Adele,
veteran devastating experience known as the "removal" I find myself reflecting on a couple of things that strike me as anything but clear.
When things are scattered around the house seem to cross in two books that fill just one library, clothing that use half the cabinet, various objects around the house, lost in the empty apartment. Then when you are packing these things occupy a space not less than the department any fruits and vegetables a Carrefour. Why?
And then, and here you touch the most painful, how can boxing when you have control of the situation, you know what is where. Then once everything packed and shipped you realize you have lost tens of objects, probably finished in a parallel dimension, since the apartment was completely empty at our start, but the objects are no longer in the boxes when you unpack everything . Where do these things? Is there a special office to turn to? If yes, where?
Box '78
Cara box, you put
problems are una certa gravità e mi riportano in mente un caso sollevato in passato da Blue Velvet, a cui a suo tempo risposi illustrando la teoria del calzino scomparso a cui ti rimando come utile riferimento.
In questo caso mi trovo però costretta a svelare una delle pagine più inquietanti della nostra storia.
Nel lontano 1789, diciamo verso luglio, alcuni membri dell'aristocrazia francese sentirono improvvisamente una gran voglia di farsi un lungo periodo di residenza all'estero. Trovatisi in molti a condividere lo stesso proposito ebbero, come puoi immaginare, un forte impatto sulle ditte di tralsochi dell'epoca. Queste dovettero in breve tempo escogitare un modo rapido ed efficiente di trasportare grandi quantità di beni da un punto A a un punto B. Conta che all'epoca tra vestiti, corsetti e cappelliere la faccenda era ancora più complicata!
Gli abili traslocatori francesi si affidarono a un antico papiro babilonese (perché gli egiziani gli stavano un po' sulle palle per una faccenda di gatti e vasi che non sto a raccontarti) che spiegava come produrre una fessura spazio-temporale idonea per un sicuro trasporto.
Quello che i traslocatori non sapevano era che l'accesso così creato non si sarebbe mai più chiuso! (qualcuno vide un egiziano razzolare vicino al papiro ma sono solo illazioni).
Ordunque, da allora in poi ogni trasloco produce una significativa vibrazione nella fessura cosmica che "ingoia" parte dei beni transported, no matter where they are confined.
have to tell you I'm sorry that there is no special office to resolve the problem. that is, there would be a one-stop, but you know, is run by Egyptian ... 
Dear Adele,
veteran devastating experience known as the "removal" I find myself reflecting on a couple of things that strike me as anything but clear.
When things are scattered around the house seem to cross in two books that fill just one library, clothing that use half the cabinet, various objects around the house, lost in the empty apartment. Then when you are packing these things occupy a space not less than the department any fruits and vegetables a Carrefour. Why?
And then, and here you touch the most painful, how can boxing when you have control of the situation, you know what is where. Then once everything packed and shipped you realize you have lost tens of objects, probably finished in a parallel dimension, since the apartment was completely empty at our start, but the objects are no longer in the boxes when you unpack everything . Where do these things? Is there a special office to turn to? If yes, where?
Box '78
Cara box, you put
problems are una certa gravità e mi riportano in mente un caso sollevato in passato da Blue Velvet, a cui a suo tempo risposi illustrando la teoria del calzino scomparso a cui ti rimando come utile riferimento.
In questo caso mi trovo però costretta a svelare una delle pagine più inquietanti della nostra storia.
Nel lontano 1789, diciamo verso luglio, alcuni membri dell'aristocrazia francese sentirono improvvisamente una gran voglia di farsi un lungo periodo di residenza all'estero. Trovatisi in molti a condividere lo stesso proposito ebbero, come puoi immaginare, un forte impatto sulle ditte di tralsochi dell'epoca. Queste dovettero in breve tempo escogitare un modo rapido ed efficiente di trasportare grandi quantità di beni da un punto A a un punto B. Conta che all'epoca tra vestiti, corsetti e cappelliere la faccenda era ancora più complicata!
Gli abili traslocatori francesi si affidarono a un antico papiro babilonese (perché gli egiziani gli stavano un po' sulle palle per una faccenda di gatti e vasi che non sto a raccontarti) che spiegava come produrre una fessura spazio-temporale idonea per un sicuro trasporto.
Quello che i traslocatori non sapevano era che l'accesso così creato non si sarebbe mai più chiuso! (qualcuno vide un egiziano razzolare vicino al papiro ma sono solo illazioni).
Ordunque, da allora in poi ogni trasloco produce una significativa vibrazione nella fessura cosmica che "ingoia" parte dei beni transported, no matter where they are confined.
have to tell you I'm sorry that there is no special office to resolve the problem. that is, there would be a one-stop, but you know, is run by Egyptian ...
Friday, June 16, 2006
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The angle of the mob culture-The Three Musketeers
By popular demand republish one of the most popular post of Adele, one dedicated to the analysis of the famous novel by Dumas
For starters, let's examine the title: The Three Musketeers . All of us have always wondered why the "three", because the protagonists are four. Simply because, at the beginning of history, are only musketeers Porthos, Aramis and Athos.
And why not a musketeer d'Artagnan? We could say che il suo esordio come guardia serve a costruire la narrazione come un percorso di formazione.
Ma se ci atteniamo alla storia, i fatti sono altri. Non diventa subito moschettiere perché è così fesso da farsi rubare la lettera di presentazione per il signore di Tréville. E perché se la fa rubare? Perché da attaccabrighe qual è, a venti pagine dall'inizio del romanzo si è già beccato una bastonata che l'ha messo k.o. 
By popular demand republish one of the most popular post of Adele, one dedicated to the analysis of the famous novel by Dumas
For starters, let's examine the title: The Three Musketeers . All of us have always wondered why the "three", because the protagonists are four. Simply because, at the beginning of history, are only musketeers Porthos, Aramis and Athos.
And why not a musketeer d'Artagnan? We could say che il suo esordio come guardia serve a costruire la narrazione come un percorso di formazione.
Ma se ci atteniamo alla storia, i fatti sono altri. Non diventa subito moschettiere perché è così fesso da farsi rubare la lettera di presentazione per il signore di Tréville. E perché se la fa rubare? Perché da attaccabrighe qual è, a venti pagine dall'inizio del romanzo si è già beccato una bastonata che l'ha messo k.o.
Ora, per quanto sia difficile definire in tutta la sua pienezza la figura del "cialtrone", si possono enumerare una serie di caratteristiche che gli sono inequivocabilmente proprie, e tra queste ci mettiamo di diritto l'ostinata capacità di mettersi nei guai al solo scopo di vantarsi.
In the same series can also enter the gallantry with the opposite sex, which is pushed d'Artagnan, on balance, the general desire to be considered a great cool from the outside world, his real goal throughout the novel.
And to achieve his goal, our hero just does not look at anyone, as evidenced by a list of his victims:
- The Musketeers to serve what is true intimacy, you tell the d'Artagnan private witches of the Three Musketeers, by providing a reflection on the best use that can be done to his plans (" In its draft proposals for future intrigues d'Artagnan, it was decided to make his three companions tools His fortune was not sorry to bring together early in his hand with invisible wires to which it would make them move )
- To ensure the fidelity of his lackeys is not better than to fill it blows
- Poor Wardes Count: the poor man is beaten by a DA on the run who, not content to have him injured, the first complaint to the authorities laid on him by his own misdeeds. As the game he loves, he pretends to be cloudy with Milady.
- Milady note: the first with her pretending to be someone else, then with a nice turnaround promises to kill Wardes but to take her to bed. But of course, decide to tell her the truth. Guess when? Look at ', the very next morning, that good timing. And mica, for it is the moral scruples, noooo. Just because it is a bit 'annoyed by the fact that she views it as an idiot (wise woman).
- Ketty, my lady's maid. Here we can only save the quote: "-you do not love me! - Said Ketty (...) At this reproach, there is a response to which the women always cheat; d'Artagnan replied in such a way that Kitty remained entirely in error. " We need to say more?
- Finally, Constance Bonacieux. A poor fool who can only criticize the ingenuity and persistence to keep up with the creep. The poor girl was repeatedly kidnapped, abused, and quietly forgotten DA Oh yeah, he loves her so much and would save her, but since I can not find it (and who has not thrown that much for it), he threw himself on Milady.
And there is also a story that does it for her ... a masterpiece of the scoundrels!
We could go on for hours and hours, citing incidents which show the poverty of this man, but it would be too depressing.
Dear girls, if you want to comfort you, look no further. The good Dumas we need a figure of Man as they should, the fabulous Athos. Why
Dumas knows that you like tipini shady past and troubled by the tormented. Eccotelo there, drama and passion.
Athos mica kills, calculating, Athos hits blinded by love betrayed!
then look how he behaves with others: a paragon of virtue and dignity. Listen to the problems of others but mind their own business, when it comes to getting out of trouble is the only one who thinks out plausible solutions, when it comes to talking to the authorities send him on because we always can do, if you have two pennies them in his pocket from his friends.
And above is the only one in all history a burden financially on his wife (with the exception of the ring but Milady was his mother).
Dumas continues to repeat that at the time this was widely accepted, but these guys spend their time devising ways to get hold of a woman at random!
Bottom line: if you have to give away your jewelry, take care that at least there is a raccorglieli Athos and d'Artagnan a
Wednesday, June 7, 2006
Albert Einstein Dress Like
The man who whispers to fillies
Dear Adele,
are a white male 25 years of Bell ' appearance and buonacultura, talkative enough to stun those around me, especially if female.
I'm experiencing a sentimental rather troubled, although this seems to have at my disposal two of the favorite male erotic dreams mean. I recently discovered that two representatives of the fairer sex aspire to the possession of my body.
Now, everyone knows that the dreams of every man there is more shameful to first adventure with the mature woman and an expert on the other (though perhaps this dream took over the age of the prostate naughty) the relationship with a naive twenty unbiased and ready for anything.
I currently have at my disposal both but unfortunately neither of the two, I realize, for me. Because she is too mature couple: although it has nothing against plus-size, scares me a bit 'to deal with a hundred pounds of love you all for myself, especially if the person in question has two dependent children .
But if after all this is harmless lover because he knows little about myself and still avoid looking insistently (only once in a while I go for entertainment on suo posto di lavoro, causando in lei reazioni che potrebbero condurla al licenziamento), la seconda crea qualche problema in più, perché è completamente sciroccata, si definisce artista maledetta, racconta di essere andata a scuola con un vestito a strascico, e anni fa (mi chiedo, andava ancora all'asilo?) ha pensato bene di posare senza veli su internet. Cita come suo stile di vita ideale quanto raccontato da Burroughs nel suo Pasto Nudo, dipinge quadri con bambole decapitate e a volte mi assiste sul posto di lavoro.
Entrambe le persone, per vie traverse e/o sfruttando il mio assoluto candore, sono entrate in
possesso del mio numero di cellulare. Non vivo più.
Mentre tutto sommato è comprensibile my escape from the arms of the former, more difficult to explain to the average male would
my reluctance to yield to the advances of the young rebel.
far as I can admit to having tastes a bit 'weird when it comes to women, did not think I deserve this
.
I write to you for any suggestions. Do you think I can hope for a reasonable middle ground? Or is it advisable to escape? I thought the Foreign Legion but lately I am very selective: if you do not have murders, rapes, massacres to run from behind, do not take you.
PuledroImpennato81
Dear Puledroimpennato,
is certainly remarkable that you will be able to address the issue without being obscure the brain by testosterone.
said that, I seem to catch the bottom of indecision makes it difficult to answer.
Want to get rid of these women choose between them or the partner of your days and nights? When in doubt, I will respond to both options, inviting also shed light on this decisive point.
Option "The Fugitive." As you already pointed out, the Foreign Legion is not an option.
Much better find a way to discourage girls with tact and discretion.
What they really want from you? Give it to him and find him. But so much. So much so that it will be too!
Case # 1. Your status sgarzolino has made inroads into the heart of the woman matures as an unexpected day off in mid-February. Search freshness and disengagement? Be cool and uninvolved offering appointments on Saturday morning (day expenses), on Wednesday afternoon (work) and on Sundays for lunch (lunch in the family).
Unless it is an unnatural mother or hyper organized and will yield to pressure her to pack. What you can use to slide out gracefully.
Case # 2. The artist is looking for a bloody leather armchair on which to sharpen his claws? Be prepared to be amazed at his every statement, show disturbed, intrigued, captivated by its sheer originality.
After declaring simply that you do not feel up to a woman so intense and frequent it for that you need massive doses of Supradin, which costs an eye.
Faced with the alternative if you stop attending or have a mortgage to the pharmacy, will be wise.
Option "Sophie's Choice." First of all, we need to find a friend named Sophie.
If I had not available, you can rename a friend consenting to the case. Then, let bendale and are responsible for the choice between the contenders. Ask then to communicate the verdict to the girls. At this point it would be nice to offer at least a cup of coffee (this is also the point where you can levarle the bandage).
Finally, since we live in a hyper Catholic country, a encouragement for making your days more carefree, twenty ego flexing every morning and avoid whispering to
fillies while working (extremely reprehensible!) 
Dear Adele,
are a white male 25 years of Bell ' appearance and buonacultura, talkative enough to stun those around me, especially if female.
I'm experiencing a sentimental rather troubled, although this seems to have at my disposal two of the favorite male erotic dreams mean. I recently discovered that two representatives of the fairer sex aspire to the possession of my body.
Now, everyone knows that the dreams of every man there is more shameful to first adventure with the mature woman and an expert on the other (though perhaps this dream took over the age of the prostate naughty) the relationship with a naive twenty unbiased and ready for anything.
I currently have at my disposal both but unfortunately neither of the two, I realize, for me. Because she is too mature couple: although it has nothing against plus-size, scares me a bit 'to deal with a hundred pounds of love you all for myself, especially if the person in question has two dependent children .
But if after all this is harmless lover because he knows little about myself and still avoid looking insistently (only once in a while I go for entertainment on suo posto di lavoro, causando in lei reazioni che potrebbero condurla al licenziamento), la seconda crea qualche problema in più, perché è completamente sciroccata, si definisce artista maledetta, racconta di essere andata a scuola con un vestito a strascico, e anni fa (mi chiedo, andava ancora all'asilo?) ha pensato bene di posare senza veli su internet. Cita come suo stile di vita ideale quanto raccontato da Burroughs nel suo Pasto Nudo, dipinge quadri con bambole decapitate e a volte mi assiste sul posto di lavoro.
Entrambe le persone, per vie traverse e/o sfruttando il mio assoluto candore, sono entrate in
possesso del mio numero di cellulare. Non vivo più.
Mentre tutto sommato è comprensibile my escape from the arms of the former, more difficult to explain to the average male would
my reluctance to yield to the advances of the young rebel.
far as I can admit to having tastes a bit 'weird when it comes to women, did not think I deserve this
.
I write to you for any suggestions. Do you think I can hope for a reasonable middle ground? Or is it advisable to escape? I thought the Foreign Legion but lately I am very selective: if you do not have murders, rapes, massacres to run from behind, do not take you.
PuledroImpennato81
Dear Puledroimpennato,
is certainly remarkable that you will be able to address the issue without being obscure the brain by testosterone.
said that, I seem to catch the bottom of indecision makes it difficult to answer.
Want to get rid of these women choose between them or the partner of your days and nights? When in doubt, I will respond to both options, inviting also shed light on this decisive point.
Option "The Fugitive." As you already pointed out, the Foreign Legion is not an option.
Much better find a way to discourage girls with tact and discretion.
What they really want from you? Give it to him and find him. But so much. So much so that it will be too!
Case # 1. Your status sgarzolino has made inroads into the heart of the woman matures as an unexpected day off in mid-February. Search freshness and disengagement? Be cool and uninvolved offering appointments on Saturday morning (day expenses), on Wednesday afternoon (work) and on Sundays for lunch (lunch in the family).
Unless it is an unnatural mother or hyper organized and will yield to pressure her to pack. What you can use to slide out gracefully.
Case # 2. The artist is looking for a bloody leather armchair on which to sharpen his claws? Be prepared to be amazed at his every statement, show disturbed, intrigued, captivated by its sheer originality.
After declaring simply that you do not feel up to a woman so intense and frequent it for that you need massive doses of Supradin, which costs an eye.
Faced with the alternative if you stop attending or have a mortgage to the pharmacy, will be wise.
Option "Sophie's Choice." First of all, we need to find a friend named Sophie.
If I had not available, you can rename a friend consenting to the case. Then, let bendale and are responsible for the choice between the contenders. Ask then to communicate the verdict to the girls. At this point it would be nice to offer at least a cup of coffee (this is also the point where you can levarle the bandage).
Finally, since we live in a hyper Catholic country, a encouragement for making your days more carefree, twenty ego flexing every morning and avoid whispering to
fillies while working (extremely reprehensible!)
Friday, April 28, 2006
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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
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Women and shoes
On signaling of a extraordinary woman, I pick up the call of a man puzzled
E 'known since the Middle Ages women they used to spend a few ducats collected from their humble husband at work in the fields, to buy shoes, sandals, boots, scarpe varie.
Questa mania (più volte trattata da luminari della psicologia e della psichiatria) è, ai giorni nostri, ancora molto 'in voga'.
Il mio quesito, che Vi sembrerà idiota (anzi anzi, E' idiota!), nasce da una notizia gossippiana sentita pochi minuti fa alla radio... La diva Valeria Marini ha dichiarato di possedere più di mille (1000) paia di scarpe.
Ora, mi domando e chiedo alle donne di questo loco:
Quante scarpe avete?
Cosa vi spinge a comprare tante scarpe?
Avete mai pensato a cosa avreste potuto fare risparmiando sulle scarpe?
Try to be sincere because Dolce & Gabbana do not see you in your closet-proof, God yes!
Misunderstood
Dear friend,
I know that many girls have already tried to provide a credible explanation of the phenomenon, I feel proud to agggiungere my opinion because the question seems important to me.
Now, there are several theories: a school emphasizes the need for women's pleasure, to be confirmed to their insecurities pleased gaze of man.
Other theories explain the pathology and the mechanisms to bring back quite obvious compensation.
Compulsive Buying Shoe meets the need to fill an existential vacuum, to provide a simple and immediate emotional gratification independent from the cooperation of other human beings.
All this of course is very interesting, as absolutely false.
Every wise person should be clear that: 1
. Except in rare and suspected cases, people pay attention to women's shoes equivalent to that given to the Chinese miniature st century.
2. Women buy shoes because they can not change her hairstyle just as easily. Aside from the cost of the hairdresser, the nature stepmother down a time of hair growth healthy enough to continue the process of mutation coiffure.
I hope I was helpful Essert 
On signaling of a extraordinary woman, I pick up the call of a man puzzled
E 'known since the Middle Ages women they used to spend a few ducats collected from their humble husband at work in the fields, to buy shoes, sandals, boots, scarpe varie.
Questa mania (più volte trattata da luminari della psicologia e della psichiatria) è, ai giorni nostri, ancora molto 'in voga'.
Il mio quesito, che Vi sembrerà idiota (anzi anzi, E' idiota!), nasce da una notizia gossippiana sentita pochi minuti fa alla radio... La diva Valeria Marini ha dichiarato di possedere più di mille (1000) paia di scarpe.
Ora, mi domando e chiedo alle donne di questo loco:
Quante scarpe avete?
Cosa vi spinge a comprare tante scarpe?
Avete mai pensato a cosa avreste potuto fare risparmiando sulle scarpe?
Try to be sincere because Dolce & Gabbana do not see you in your closet-proof, God yes!
Misunderstood
Dear friend,
I know that many girls have already tried to provide a credible explanation of the phenomenon, I feel proud to agggiungere my opinion because the question seems important to me.
Now, there are several theories: a school emphasizes the need for women's pleasure, to be confirmed to their insecurities pleased gaze of man.
Other theories explain the pathology and the mechanisms to bring back quite obvious compensation.
Compulsive Buying Shoe meets the need to fill an existential vacuum, to provide a simple and immediate emotional gratification independent from the cooperation of other human beings.
All this of course is very interesting, as absolutely false.
Every wise person should be clear that: 1
. Except in rare and suspected cases, people pay attention to women's shoes equivalent to that given to the Chinese miniature st century.
2. Women buy shoes because they can not change her hairstyle just as easily. Aside from the cost of the hairdresser, the nature stepmother down a time of hair growth healthy enough to continue the process of mutation coiffure.
I hope I was helpful Essert
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Am I An Invisalign Candidate
All envious
Dear Adele,
is the second time that I write. Do you remember the last time the board ?
It worked great, as well as private for your suggestion that my problem was slightly receding hairline.
But this time I am really so angry and I do not know if I can help.
As you know, for some inexplicable reason have it all with me always.
I try to be good and kind to everyone, but gosh, your patience has a limit!
seems that in Italy (the country that I love) there is around a lot of people did not vote for me. They claim that I sent the country into bankruptcy.
My grandmother used to say: "Mother of the balls is always pregnant." Yes, oh well, you know what a consolation! Look, if I find out who the go under the house and the hole all the wheels of the mercedes.
Then seizing all the yachts and send the maids on vacation for two months.
Thus we see!
They also say that you do not know how he made money and talk about connvienza with the Mafia!
Do you realize?? No I say, one is sacrificed for the good of Italy making friends with those dangerous people and they take it?
What should I do?
Your SB (which is always to have Bello)
cmque ps I won, it is clear, otherwise it might get the ball
Dear SB,
renew my advice to a better holiday abroad.
Just to keep the contacts you make a better game hunting with Cheney apparently not missed a shot. Or you could build on what you learned from friends in Sicily and get a ride in Russia. How
the ball, seems to have changed the game ;-) 
Dear Adele,
is the second time that I write. Do you remember the last time the board ?
It worked great, as well as private for your suggestion that my problem was slightly receding hairline.
But this time I am really so angry and I do not know if I can help.
As you know, for some inexplicable reason have it all with me always.
I try to be good and kind to everyone, but gosh, your patience has a limit!
seems that in Italy (the country that I love) there is around a lot of people did not vote for me. They claim that I sent the country into bankruptcy.
My grandmother used to say: "Mother of the balls is always pregnant." Yes, oh well, you know what a consolation! Look, if I find out who the go under the house and the hole all the wheels of the mercedes.
Then seizing all the yachts and send the maids on vacation for two months.
Thus we see!
They also say that you do not know how he made money and talk about connvienza with the Mafia!
Do you realize?? No I say, one is sacrificed for the good of Italy making friends with those dangerous people and they take it?
What should I do?
Your SB (which is always to have Bello)
cmque ps I won, it is clear, otherwise it might get the ball
Dear SB,
renew my advice to a better holiday abroad.
Just to keep the contacts you make a better game hunting with Cheney apparently not missed a shot. Or you could build on what you learned from friends in Sicily and get a ride in Russia. How
the ball, seems to have changed the game ;-)
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Why Is 1.2 Ghz Transmitter Illegal
syndrome indecision
Dear Adele, ti pongo un quesito che mi tormenta: ma è mai possibile che gli uomini, quasi tutti, non siano in grado di prendere delle decisioni e fuggano come topolini atterriti ogni volta che devono farlo?
Non mi spiego perché le donne invece se la cavino molto più facilmente, che si tratti di scegliere l'ammorbidente o il compagno di vita...
E' una tara genetica o cosa?
Perplessa '74
Dear Adele, ti pongo un quesito che mi tormenta: ma è mai possibile che gli uomini, quasi tutti, non siano in grado di prendere delle decisioni e fuggano come topolini atterriti ogni volta che devono farlo?
Non mi spiego perché le donne invece se la cavino molto più facilmente, che si tratti di scegliere l'ammorbidente o il compagno di vita...
E' una tara genetica o cosa?
Perplessa '74
Cara Perplessa, non si tratta proprio di una tara genetica ma ci sei andata vicina.
La dottoressa De Fulvis, esperta italoiberica, ha elaborato una complessa teoria che spiega questo ed altri misteri (come l'annosa questione: pulire il fornello, un'operazione sconosciuta ai più). Secondo la dottoressa De Fulvis le donne rappresenterebbero un gradino evolutivo più elevato rispetto agli uomini.
Questa vantaggio evolutivo le rende in grado di fare due o più cose contemporaneamente e, appunto, prendere decisioni.
A sostegno della tesi viene citato il caso del Signor Rossi, che rimase 45 anni in un supermercato, incapace di scegliere il dentifricio, oppure del Signor Bianchi, morto di consunzione del disperato tentativo di ordinare una cena cinese.
Se la tesi dell'illustre scienzata venisse confermata, non rimarrebbe altro che attendere la naturale progressione del genere maschile nella scala evolutiva e rassegnarsi fin d'ora.
Personalmente I suggest to readers some exercises to stimulate their potential:
1. Once a week go to the market and try to choose in less than 15 minutes, the cheapest fruit stand
2. Close your eyes and imagine you are in the sight of Heidi Klum and Laetitia Casta who ask: "Come with me to get a kebab?" You have 10 minutes to decide which to follow (replace EVNT. With the two other girls on your taste)
Bonne chance
Friday, March 17, 2006
Tips For Long Motorcycle Rides
howls of love It takes
Dear Adele,
this morning for the third week in a row, I woke up the whine of a poor little dog tortured by his master. My
cuore di animalista non può sopportare certe barbarie e quindi è con rabbia che mi sono alzata dal letto, in rivolta contro il vicino, al quale ho indirizzato una vasta gamma di insulti e bestemmie imparati con anni e anni di allenamento.
Quale è stato il mio stupore, allora, quando ho scoperto che il rumore non era dovuto alle sevizie del vicino di casa sul cane ma alla coinquilina che trombava con il moroso!
Adele, aiutami tu. Che faccio? Mi presento con due casse di contenitori per uova e le chiedo gentilmente di insonorizzare la sua camera?
Attacco la Cavalcata delle Valchirie a tutto volume?
Rido, come del resto ho fatto finora?
All we need is the '78 Amplifon
Dear friend, I am struck by
your problem and you are near!
But I invite you to also consider the other side of the coin.
you have any idea of \u200b\u200bwhat may be the dramatic life of an exhibitionist, especially with this cold? Find a place in which to give vent to their desire to be seen or heard is not a walk.
Apart from the risk report, just try to give you the best of you in the restroom of a film and overpower the dolby surround!
That said, I think you should handle it with tact and sensitivity, communicating your discomfort scream without hurting love i suoi delicati sentimenti.
Per esempio, girare per casa con un vistono paio di pon pon per le orecchie potrebbe metterla sulla pista giusta.
In alternativa potresti stringere un alleanza con il suo (o suoi) partner. Pensaci un attimo: se le urla arrivano fino a te cosa ne sarà delle orecchie del poveretto?
L'ultima, drammatica, ipotesi, è che il problema sia proprio lui, che la tua coinquilina abbia generosamente deciso di darsi a un disabile uditivo.
In questo caso c'è poco da fare, ahimè, tranne suggerirle con nonchalance luoghi più stimolanti per i suoi vocalizzi riproduttivi. Tipo chessò, una fonderia?
Tu non smettere di ridere:-) 
Dear Adele,
this morning for the third week in a row, I woke up the whine of a poor little dog tortured by his master. My
cuore di animalista non può sopportare certe barbarie e quindi è con rabbia che mi sono alzata dal letto, in rivolta contro il vicino, al quale ho indirizzato una vasta gamma di insulti e bestemmie imparati con anni e anni di allenamento.
Quale è stato il mio stupore, allora, quando ho scoperto che il rumore non era dovuto alle sevizie del vicino di casa sul cane ma alla coinquilina che trombava con il moroso!
Adele, aiutami tu. Che faccio? Mi presento con due casse di contenitori per uova e le chiedo gentilmente di insonorizzare la sua camera?
Attacco la Cavalcata delle Valchirie a tutto volume?
Rido, come del resto ho fatto finora?
All we need is the '78 Amplifon
Dear friend, I am struck by
your problem and you are near!
But I invite you to also consider the other side of the coin.
you have any idea of \u200b\u200bwhat may be the dramatic life of an exhibitionist, especially with this cold? Find a place in which to give vent to their desire to be seen or heard is not a walk.
Apart from the risk report, just try to give you the best of you in the restroom of a film and overpower the dolby surround!
That said, I think you should handle it with tact and sensitivity, communicating your discomfort scream without hurting love i suoi delicati sentimenti.
Per esempio, girare per casa con un vistono paio di pon pon per le orecchie potrebbe metterla sulla pista giusta.
In alternativa potresti stringere un alleanza con il suo (o suoi) partner. Pensaci un attimo: se le urla arrivano fino a te cosa ne sarà delle orecchie del poveretto?
L'ultima, drammatica, ipotesi, è che il problema sia proprio lui, che la tua coinquilina abbia generosamente deciso di darsi a un disabile uditivo.
In questo caso c'è poco da fare, ahimè, tranne suggerirle con nonchalance luoghi più stimolanti per i suoi vocalizzi riproduttivi. Tipo chessò, una fonderia?
Tu non smettere di ridere:-)
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Wedding, Welcome Card, Example
ear
Cara Adele,
spero che nella tua estrema saggezza riuscirai a illuminare un mistero dell'ars amatoria maschile che proprio non mi spiego.
Capiamoci, non ho nessun pregiudizio e sono abbastanza a mio agio con il mio corpo. Ma questo a quanto pare non basta affinché mi sconvolga dal piacere avere una lingua che sfrugula nell'orecchio!
Se mi fosse capitato solo una volta potrei anche pensare a una perversione individuale ma la cosa si è ripetuta con svariati partner! Tu cosa ne pensi?
Otite
Cara Otite,
molti uomini applicano alle leggi del desiderio quel che Silvio fa alla costituzione: absorb in the complex but introduce substantial changes that distort the total loss of sight of the original meaning of the provision.
Now, fantasy is always welcome in the sheets (or the carpet, or washing machine, where you prefer), but some basic principles should always be respected. Going
sull'evangelico: Do \u200b\u200bnot do unto others what you do not want done to you!
So my advice to you is: next time be brave and reckless on the first ear of your partner by doing a complete ENT visit. According
me understand! Coming
(it's appropriate to say) socio-cultural aspect, the only explanation that comes to mind is that for some men the inappropriate intrusion into the ear evokes other inputs in the female body.
Or it may be a linguistic misunderstanding, perhaps the term "fallopian tubes" sends them in confusion ... 
Cara Adele,
spero che nella tua estrema saggezza riuscirai a illuminare un mistero dell'ars amatoria maschile che proprio non mi spiego.
Capiamoci, non ho nessun pregiudizio e sono abbastanza a mio agio con il mio corpo. Ma questo a quanto pare non basta affinché mi sconvolga dal piacere avere una lingua che sfrugula nell'orecchio!
Se mi fosse capitato solo una volta potrei anche pensare a una perversione individuale ma la cosa si è ripetuta con svariati partner! Tu cosa ne pensi?
Otite
Cara Otite,
molti uomini applicano alle leggi del desiderio quel che Silvio fa alla costituzione: absorb in the complex but introduce substantial changes that distort the total loss of sight of the original meaning of the provision.
Now, fantasy is always welcome in the sheets (or the carpet, or washing machine, where you prefer), but some basic principles should always be respected. Going
sull'evangelico: Do \u200b\u200bnot do unto others what you do not want done to you!
So my advice to you is: next time be brave and reckless on the first ear of your partner by doing a complete ENT visit. According
me understand! Coming
(it's appropriate to say) socio-cultural aspect, the only explanation that comes to mind is that for some men the inappropriate intrusion into the ear evokes other inputs in the female body.
Or it may be a linguistic misunderstanding, perhaps the term "fallopian tubes" sends them in confusion ...
Monday, January 23, 2006
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Friday, January 20, 2006
Brazilian Wax For Afro Americans
Spai historical
Dear Adele, I'm afraid of having done something very stupid and I do not know how to fix it. A buddy of mine told me the third B he had seen the types that are very unpleasant that I did a bad thing and I went to tell the whole class. So then everyone knew that their'm not as good as they want to believe.
Faustino But then I made a sort of challenge, you know when such a saying to you, and ok, and then tell the teacher if it is true!
I would not have seen because I knew full well that deep down I was a liar (as he always does because he is jealous of my folder spiderman!). So I went and told the teacher that Max, Romy and Peter spent the tasks to Gianni in exchange for his snack.
But that diminishes the teacher began to me a lot of questions and looked at me strangely and then asked me if I had just seen and I said almost, but told me my boyfriend and she has that face like when you write pretty well on the task but we understand very well that means it sucks.
And now all hate me again and not just because I'm a nice boy and I know a lot of jokes and I would like all good if it were not for the fault of those pesky.
Anyway, I wanted to tell you that is not true that I take advantage of that head of the class as a punishment for not going behind the board when it combines! They are all lies of the unpleasant.
But now I no longer want to invite to their parties and I feel a little 'alone.
What should I do?
Silvy
Dear Silvy, a great archaeologist, has recently discovered a very important Sumerian inscription that can help you better understand what happened.
correctly deciphered, reads:
"who does the light is not the son of Mary, was the son of Jesus, when it dies there," Adele 
Dear Adele, I'm afraid of having done something very stupid and I do not know how to fix it. A buddy of mine told me the third B he had seen the types that are very unpleasant that I did a bad thing and I went to tell the whole class. So then everyone knew that their'm not as good as they want to believe.
Faustino But then I made a sort of challenge, you know when such a saying to you, and ok, and then tell the teacher if it is true!
I would not have seen because I knew full well that deep down I was a liar (as he always does because he is jealous of my folder spiderman!). So I went and told the teacher that Max, Romy and Peter spent the tasks to Gianni in exchange for his snack.
But that diminishes the teacher began to me a lot of questions and looked at me strangely and then asked me if I had just seen and I said almost, but told me my boyfriend and she has that face like when you write pretty well on the task but we understand very well that means it sucks.
And now all hate me again and not just because I'm a nice boy and I know a lot of jokes and I would like all good if it were not for the fault of those pesky.
Anyway, I wanted to tell you that is not true that I take advantage of that head of the class as a punishment for not going behind the board when it combines! They are all lies of the unpleasant.
But now I no longer want to invite to their parties and I feel a little 'alone.
What should I do?
Silvy
Dear Silvy, a great archaeologist, has recently discovered a very important Sumerian inscription that can help you better understand what happened.
correctly deciphered, reads:
"who does the light is not the son of Mary, was the son of Jesus, when it dies there," Adele
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Herina Surgery Left Testical
Five strange habits
hate chain letters but in this case will make an exception of quite extraordinary because of the source
REGULATION
The first player of this game begins his message with the title "Your five weird habits" and people who are invited to write a message on their blog about their strange habits must make clear that regulation. At the end you must choose five new people to show and link to their blog or web journal. do not forget to leave a comment on their blog or journal that says "you have been chosen" [if they accept comments] and tell them to read yours.
1. Always go up on the first carriage of the train. Any train.
2. Check in every supermarket if they have the legendary taste softening Chante Claire White Musk
3. Hiding behind a book at breakfast but not to talk to anyone in the first half hour of waking
4. Check your e-mail is not a Sunday morning
5. Keeping a blog post of the heart are invited
a fare il loro dovere:
Panza all'aria
Il Bisonte insaponato
Donne nordestine
Due cuori e una gatta
Valvola di sfogo 
hate chain letters but in this case will make an exception of quite extraordinary because of the source
REGULATION
The first player of this game begins his message with the title "Your five weird habits" and people who are invited to write a message on their blog about their strange habits must make clear that regulation. At the end you must choose five new people to show and link to their blog or web journal. do not forget to leave a comment on their blog or journal that says "you have been chosen" [if they accept comments] and tell them to read yours.
1. Always go up on the first carriage of the train. Any train.
2. Check in every supermarket if they have the legendary taste softening Chante Claire White Musk
3. Hiding behind a book at breakfast but not to talk to anyone in the first half hour of waking
4. Check your e-mail is not a Sunday morning
5. Keeping a blog post of the heart are invited
a fare il loro dovere:
Panza all'aria
Il Bisonte insaponato
Donne nordestine
Due cuori e una gatta
Valvola di sfogo
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