Friday, December 23, 2005

Do You Get Money For Recycling Milk Cartons

project workers

Cara Adele, perdona se ti disturbo in questo periodo, so che anche tu hai parecchio da fare tra regalini e commissioni. Però ho bisogno della tua consulenza.

Sono molto stressato per via del mio lavoro e ho paura di crollare da un momento all'altro. Tanto per cominciare, non posso godere dei privilegi di un impiego a tempo indeterminato, ma ho un contratto a progetto che mi viene rinnovato di anno in anno.
As you know this means no paid vacation (after all I have to work during the holidays), no sickness, no pension system.
How do you imagine this makes me live in a constant sense of anxiety and insecurity, every November I wonder if I am confirmed and even if this happens regularly, I'm not too old for certain things.

The head keeps saying I have to kiss my elbows to get a job that allows me to travel the world and stay in touch with nature and my fellow men.
Now, I would say that shit shoveling reindeer can not be considered a contact with nature is particularly gratifying. As for my like, if I'm alright I'm dealing with herds of greedy brats and despite my requests, was not yet established a good customer care service, so I have to sort out all complaints alone.

let's talk about co-workers? I would not be bad, but how do you bond with people like that little girl who spends his time boasting of how long or how his hammer is quick to assemble a product?

Not to mention the humiliating work uniform. You tell me how to maintain the dignity of having to walk around with an embarrassing Tutone red beading for more than a certain white Pellicciotta is not conducive to my manhood.
I know it will surprise you by saying that I find someone who face the company under the mistletoe is increasingly difficult.

year in protest I thought I cut my beard, but the marketing department has planted a casino saying that Coca Cola would withdraw the partnership. Adele, help me!

BN


Dear BN,
sorry I can not help you in this difficult time, but you know the world is like that, a cruel place where you have to always watch your back. Nobody gives anything for nothing, accept your fate and bow his head is the only sensible thing to do you can do. Your

Adele
ps of course this has nothing to do with that I asked you Cicciobello nell''85

Tuesday, December 6, 2005

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Misunderstood

Dear Adele,
Sometimes I have the uneasy feeling that in me there is something wrong . In a world where everyone is scrambling to be "normal" I feel every day more and more out of place, not included in the company of the likes of which do not share my tastes and lifestyles. All this chasing the prevailing fashion is alien to me, and I do not watch them find us.

And me? I still wear hats considered embarrassing by most (but not enough to be whimsical), getting the groceries to the gs (which has a catalogo regali orribile ma non è conveniente come un discount), mi ciuccio tutte le puntate de L'infedele per essere aggiornato e consapevole (ma rimango sveglio solo quando il tema è assolutamente out).

Il risultato è che mi sento sempre più solo e inascoltato! Cosa devo fare? Scegliere una volta per tutte la via della dissimulazione in cambio dell'appartenenza a un gruppo o sbandierare il mio essere diversamente mediocre?

confuso&infelice'72
p.s. mi piace lo yogurt al malto... è un'aggravante?


Caro c&i,
lo yogurt al malto è un'attenuante perché piace anche a me.
Ma veniamo al tuo problema (scusa se sarò breve ma ho appena tirato fuori lo yogurt dal frigo) la questione è molto semplice, un po' come... non so, aprire un vasetto di yogurt!
Ecco immagina di farlo, solleva la linguetta e strappa il coperchio. Consistenza vellutata, giusta nota di acidità, favolosa armonia tra amaro e dolce, assolutamente perfetto.

Dicevamo... no aspetta ma hai leccato il coperchio? Mica ti vuoi perdere la parte migliore!Ok quindi capisci, la tua vita è esattamente così, a proposito io non capisco perché ci sia gente che insulta lo yogurt al malto, cioè sono pazzi o cosa?

Perché alla fine dai, il tuo problema non è davvero così grave, in fondo...no dico ma ci hai fatto caso che in certi supermercati quando chiedi lo yogurt al malto tentano di rifilarti quello al biscotto?
Roba da scatenargli subito contro l'adiconsum.

Tornando a te, devi considerare che la gente è cattiva, caro confuso&infelice, è una verità amara ma è così. La gente è cattiva e invidiosa.
E' cattiva e si mangia l'ultimo vasetto e non dice niente e sono già le otto e tre quarti ma se me lo dicevi prima facevo una corsa al super a comprarlo e invece no, proprio adesso stai zitto, non prima quando dicevi sempre che schifo che schifo sa di cartone e intanto lo yogurt cartonato te lo sei mangiato eh?

Ecco, credo clarify that this whole issue!
Essert I hope was helpful, write me again if they feel the urgency and need, I will be glad to put at your service.
Now excuse but I have to go to the grocery

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Free Mario Pumpkin Pattern

Who advises the advisors?

Dear Adele, I always read with pleasure your address book.
You're so witty and sharp on the boards this morning, while I was hunting, I came one of those questions that only in certain situations of pure concentration can afflict the mind, but you, dear Adele, when you have heart problems you write alone?
Because it is very difficult to find a wise woman like you in solving some difficult issues and the boys (not I wish!) have become so complex and complicated that it is not guess how to make them happy, and how to satisfy their own desires of the heart.

I mean, you, dear Adele, who you trust? You have a spirit guide who sends you mail from the sky, a blog dedicated to those who, like you, chose the path of helping others, or you're so good for intuition and vocation?
Who advises advisors?


Panzallaria


Cara Panzallaria,
in rarerrime occasions when Adele needs of the council procedure is somewhat complex.
The request is in fact subjected to a scientific committee composed of three internationally renowned experts who undertakes to examine, evaluate the different aspects and then to get a response.
The Committee may, depending on the seriousness of the case or proceed unanimously adopt a resolution allowing autonomy to its members. In any case, the resolutions have no binding nature of the expert but it may exert pressure for adoption by Adele.
The Scientific Committee shall meet monthly in each case at various locations to assess the progress of ongoing projects, resolve any exceptional procedures and propose corrective measures where necessary.
in such fora are also shared by other authors or publications of the same experts on related subjects. The work of
Committee may be particularly challenging, so it is good care organization to provide facilities indisipensabili (sofa / comfy chairs, alcohol, tobacco).
So far this procedure has given good results

Monday, November 14, 2005

Put Battery Logitech Mouse M205

Design demosadico

Dear Adele, I am a person like that happens a lot and I also put the big questions of vita.Chi we are where we come from and stuff like that. Quiet me alone :-) fans, I'm already working on. The question that I can not get to grips with is this: why when you buy Ikea furniture you can never be mounted without swearing in seven languages, and wipe it from the store three times to retrieve the missing pieces? And that would be democratic design? But call it sadistic design that you are more honest! Ok, maybe spend a little for the library, but who pays me the beauty farm to recover from the stress mounting?

TuaBilly74

Dear Billy,
to answer your question, I must make a brief but important overview of the founding of Ikea.
As you know Mr Ingvar Kamprad, now one of the richest men on the planet, built his fortune by creating the department stores of the world's most famous mobile.

What is perhaps not widely known is the story of Sven Kamprad, Ingvar's younger brother and a true architect of the design demosadico. Before coming to
Chipboard the young Sven led the classic life of the rich Swedish: saunas, fishing with your bare hands already smoked salmon and frequent holidays in countries with temperate climate and friendly population.
During his stay in Italy he met and fell in love with Sven Mariù this, but apparently reserved busty beauty Romagna. After a busy season of courtship Mariù finally granted his thanks to the Swedish, the second attempt by the huge success of this evil. Blinded by the feeling Sven Mariù promised to support the workshop of her father, a humble carpenter of Forlì, saving it from bankruptcy.
Of course, when it was discovered that his beautiful country was known as "hot lips Samantha," the young Swedish began to entertain some doubts, but it was only after he had removed a substantial allowance for the father who's the terrible truth appeared before his eyes. Specifically, in the persons of several "cousins" Mariù / Samantha and as it turned out, harbored a very, very physical affection for their relatives.
Mariù Moreover, tired of provincial life, packed up soon billions of Sven and fled in Brianza to enjoy the golden life of the jet set in the company of an editor of mobile Osnago.

Bitter and angry, Sven returned home where his resentment took the form of a diabolical plan: Brianza beat the competition and create a sophisticated system to induce a deep sofferenza fisica e psicologica in tutti coloro che acquistano un mobile.
La famiglia, preoccupata, lo fece internare in una gradevole struttura di assistenza psichiatrica ma utilizzò i suoi progetti per dare vita all'Ikea.

Ecco la ragione oscura che spiega istruzioni lacunose, vite sfilettate, pezzi scomparsi, librerie pericolanti!
Non a caso in Svezia è ormai invalsa l'abitudine di bestemmiare il nome di Mariù invece di quello della Madonna...

Friday, October 28, 2005

Adidas Tygun Ii Vs Box Hog

Music for all

Cara Adele, sono un tuo assiduo lettore. Mi kiamo SubSuono. Avrei una cosa molto importante da chiederti. Non è ke sai come si fa a levare la protezione magnetica dei cd nei negozi?
Tieni botta, sorella.
SubSuono

Dear SubSuono,
I know I should not facilitate you on the path of lawlessness, but my compassionate heart can not resist the appeal of your young man moral or otherwise economically disadvantaged.

Muciaccia Method: get the glue, colored a Bristol board, a pencil, a colored ribbon. Once in the store pull out your materials and arrange them in good order them on the counter.
with scissors (rounded corners, I recommend) cut out a rectangular shape the size of a postcard. Cut a piece of colored tape, cover with glue and stick to the edge of the card. Then use the colored markers to write on your card with the phrase "I leveresti magnetic shielding? ".
Add some star and hearts to make sympathy.
Now extract the gun you keep in your backpack and show it along with the card from the store: I guarantee that antiscippo will no longer be a problem!