Monday, November 14, 2005

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Design demosadico

Dear Adele, I am a person like that happens a lot and I also put the big questions of vita.Chi we are where we come from and stuff like that. Quiet me alone :-) fans, I'm already working on. The question that I can not get to grips with is this: why when you buy Ikea furniture you can never be mounted without swearing in seven languages, and wipe it from the store three times to retrieve the missing pieces? And that would be democratic design? But call it sadistic design that you are more honest! Ok, maybe spend a little for the library, but who pays me the beauty farm to recover from the stress mounting?

TuaBilly74

Dear Billy,
to answer your question, I must make a brief but important overview of the founding of Ikea.
As you know Mr Ingvar Kamprad, now one of the richest men on the planet, built his fortune by creating the department stores of the world's most famous mobile.

What is perhaps not widely known is the story of Sven Kamprad, Ingvar's younger brother and a true architect of the design demosadico. Before coming to
Chipboard the young Sven led the classic life of the rich Swedish: saunas, fishing with your bare hands already smoked salmon and frequent holidays in countries with temperate climate and friendly population.
During his stay in Italy he met and fell in love with Sven Mariù this, but apparently reserved busty beauty Romagna. After a busy season of courtship Mariù finally granted his thanks to the Swedish, the second attempt by the huge success of this evil. Blinded by the feeling Sven Mariù promised to support the workshop of her father, a humble carpenter of Forlì, saving it from bankruptcy.
Of course, when it was discovered that his beautiful country was known as "hot lips Samantha," the young Swedish began to entertain some doubts, but it was only after he had removed a substantial allowance for the father who's the terrible truth appeared before his eyes. Specifically, in the persons of several "cousins" Mariù / Samantha and as it turned out, harbored a very, very physical affection for their relatives.
Mariù Moreover, tired of provincial life, packed up soon billions of Sven and fled in Brianza to enjoy the golden life of the jet set in the company of an editor of mobile Osnago.

Bitter and angry, Sven returned home where his resentment took the form of a diabolical plan: Brianza beat the competition and create a sophisticated system to induce a deep sofferenza fisica e psicologica in tutti coloro che acquistano un mobile.
La famiglia, preoccupata, lo fece internare in una gradevole struttura di assistenza psichiatrica ma utilizzò i suoi progetti per dare vita all'Ikea.

Ecco la ragione oscura che spiega istruzioni lacunose, vite sfilettate, pezzi scomparsi, librerie pericolanti!
Non a caso in Svezia è ormai invalsa l'abitudine di bestemmiare il nome di Mariù invece di quello della Madonna...

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